The Trouble With Red Lipstick

Published on December 1st, 2015

I just had a baby. She’s 194 pages long, 8.5 inches tall, and weighs 11 ounces. I’m beaming with pride, as I think she inherited everything she knows from me.

Check out her beautiful picture by way of the web address below:

Isn’t she pretty? I sure as hell think so.

Please join me in wishing The Trouble With Red Lipstick a happy birthday. Let’s pray her a very long and healthy life.

I’ll be sending your invitation to the party quite soon. Until then, pop a bottle of champagne from wherever you are and allow her to read you a story…


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