The Way to a Woman’s Heart is Through the Shoes

Published on December 27th, 2014

I don’t know why we like shoes so damn much. We enjoy shopping for them. We love to wear them. They’re one of the first few superficial observations that we make about men. The love affair is simple, yet it’s so complicated.

If the shoes are ours, then they need to be cute.

How many of us can be in the middle of a fight with our significant others and then end it when he shows up with a gift in a rectangle box from your favorite shoe store? Unless he is abusing you or just sold your TV for some crack, it suddenly doesn’t matter who was right or wrong. I’m telling you, fellas. If they’re a bad (meaning good) pair of shoes, we instantly feel appreciated, sexy and loved. Try it. It works. Get in touch with Tiffanie O. at B’ Tell her I sent you.

If the shoes are his, then they need to be big. That’s it. We don’t care what they look like as long as they’re on a pair of large feet. Sorry. I didn’t make the rules.


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